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       A leading genius in the advanced fields of pure speculation, Cody McKrell is a writer, artist and all knowing smartass that can generally be found serving mankind as a semi-heroic counterpoint to everyday strictness and boredom. His gifts in the ancient ways of sarcasm are as noteworthy as the famous women he owes money, and his interests include cold philosophy, warm humor and sex at room temperature.

         He's also something of a female connoisseur that loves the smell of freshly poured cereal almost as much as he does comic and videogame based propaganda, but none of that's any of your goddamn business. Beyond that, McKrell's just fucking smert.

Ability 8 | Strength 9 | Intelligence 8 | Sex Appeal 6 | Alignment GOOD

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